Calgary Enforces Mandatory Fire Ban and Prohibits “Hot” Clothing
In response to the dangerously dry conditions caused by the ongoing water crisis, Calgary officials have implemented a mandatory fire ban that includes some…
Embrace the Dirt: Calgary’s Newest Trend in Personal Hygiene
As Calgary’s water crisis deepens, innovative solutions are becoming essential. Today, I present to you a revolutionary method of staying clean while conserving water:…
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Water Conservation
New Event at the Calgary Stampede: The Cowboy Thirst Challenge
In an attempt to add a new level of excitement to this year’s Calgary Stampede, and to help achieve water-net-zero in light of public…
Solving Calgary’s Water Crisis: Cheers to a New Dawn!
In the midst of Calgary’s ongoing water crisis, our fair city has come up with an innovative, if somewhat intoxicating, solution: drink alcohol instead…
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Water Conservation
Shower Shenanigans: How to Sing Shorter Songs and Save Water
When it comes to conserving water, even the smallest changes in our daily routines can make a significant difference. One fun and effective way…
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Water Conservation
Embracing Nature’s Bounty: The Morning Dew Solution
As Calgary faces unprecedented challenges in managing its water resources, it’s crucial for each of us to reevaluate our daily routines and find innovative…
Mayor Declares State of Local Emergency: Your Questions Answered
On Saturday morning, Mayor Jyoti declared a state of local emergency for the city of Calgary. Officials say the city will remain on restrictions…
Calgary Plans to Harvest Ice from Passing Comets
In a daring and unconventional move to address the water crisis, Calgary city officials have announced a plan to harvest ice from passing comets…
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Sportsball
Calgary Melting Ice Rinks for Salvage Water: Oilers to Play on Roller Skates
As Calgary continues to grapple with a severe water crisis, city officials have taken an unprecedented step by melting down ice rinks to salvage…
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Water Conservation
Daycares and Orphanages to Stop Providing Liquids to Kids
In a controversial new policy aimed at extreme water conservation, Calgary’s daycares and orphanages have announced that they will no longer provide liquids to…