Calgary Collaborates with Oil Giants to Spill Oil and Minimize Evaporation
In a bold and controversial move, the City of Calgary has announced plans to collaborate with a yet-to-be-named oil giant to spill oil across…
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Major Oil Producers Unfracing Wells to Pull Water from the Ground
In an unprecedented move to address Calgary’s water crisis, major oil producers have begun unfracing their wells to extract water from the ground. Despite…
City Waterworks Seeks Pipe Dream Experts to Revolutionize Repairs
In a surprising turn of events, Calgary’s City Waterworks Department is now on the lookout for individuals with experience playing the classic Lucasarts game…
Shipment of Moles to Help Calgarians Dig for Underground Water Supplies
Big News coming to Calgary In an innovative yet unconventional effort to address Calgary’s ongoing water crisis, the city has announced the arrival of…
Embrace the Dirt: Calgary’s Newest Trend in Personal Hygiene
As Calgary’s water crisis deepens, innovative solutions are becoming essential. Today, I present to you a revolutionary method of staying clean while conserving water:…
Solving Calgary’s Water Crisis: Cheers to a New Dawn!
In the midst of Calgary’s ongoing water crisis, our fair city has come up with an innovative, if somewhat intoxicating, solution: drink alcohol instead…
Calgary Plans to Harvest Ice from Passing Comets
In a daring and unconventional move to address the water crisis, Calgary city officials have announced a plan to harvest ice from passing comets…
Local Microbreweries Innovate with Dehydrated Beer
In response to Calgary’s ongoing water crisis, local microbreweries Dandy and Toolshed have introduced a groundbreaking new product: dehydrated beer. This innovative approach aims…
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Urban Coyotes: Calgary’s Newest Security Force
Calgary, with its bustling urban life, has always faced the challenge of coexisting with wildlife. Urban coyotes, in particular, have made headlines as they…