City Waterworks Seeks Pipe Dream Experts to Revolutionize Repairs
In a surprising turn of events, Calgary’s City Waterworks Department is now on the lookout for individuals with experience playing the classic Lucasarts game…
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Alberta Dental Association Blames Anti-Fluoride Activists for Water Main Failures
In a surprising twist, the Alberta Dental Association (ADA) has pointed the finger at anti-fluoride activists for the recent catastrophic failure of Calgary’s water…
Calgary Plans to Harvest Ice from Passing Comets
In a daring and unconventional move to address the water crisis, Calgary city officials have announced a plan to harvest ice from passing comets…