Waterworld 2 Cancelled Due to Calgary’s Water Crisis
In a disappointing turn of events, the highly anticipated sequel to the cult classic “Waterworld” has been cancelled. “Waterworld 2” was scheduled to begin…
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Mayor Declares State of Local Emergency: Your Questions Answered
On Saturday morning, Mayor Jyoti declared a state of local emergency for the city of Calgary. Officials say the city will remain on restrictions…
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Repairs Delayed Due to Excessively Aggressive Micro Badgers
In a bizarre twist of events, repair efforts in Calgary have been significantly delayed due to the unexpected interference of excessively aggressive micro badgers.…