New Hydration Drop Planned: Residents to Collect Water from Air Drop
In a bid to address Calgary’s ongoing water crisis, spare water bombers from Kelowna are being repurposed to drop much-needed water over the city.…
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Calgary Collaborates with Oil Giants to Spill Oil and Minimize Evaporation
In a bold and controversial move, the City of Calgary has announced plans to collaborate with a yet-to-be-named oil giant to spill oil across…
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Man Arrested for Water Waste Amid Stricter Regulations
As Calgary’s water shortage continues to escalate, the city has intensified its efforts to curb water waste, launching a new “If You See Something,…
Reduced Water Levels in Glenmore Reservoir Lead to New Activities and Shocking Discoveries
As Calgary grapples with its severe water crisis, the reduced water levels in the Glenmore Reservoir have led to some unexpected changes and surprising…
City Waterworks Seeks Pipe Dream Experts to Revolutionize Repairs
In a surprising turn of events, Calgary’s City Waterworks Department is now on the lookout for individuals with experience playing the classic Lucasarts game…
Alberta Dental Association Blames Anti-Fluoride Activists for Water Main Failures
In a surprising twist, the Alberta Dental Association (ADA) has pointed the finger at anti-fluoride activists for the recent catastrophic failure of Calgary’s water…
Waterworld 2 Cancelled Due to Calgary’s Water Crisis
In a disappointing turn of events, the highly anticipated sequel to the cult classic “Waterworld” has been cancelled. “Waterworld 2” was scheduled to begin…
Give the Gift of Water This Father’s Day
With Father’s Day here and Calgary’s water crisis in full swing, finding the perfect last-minute gift for dad can be a challenge. But fear…
City of Calgary Files Lawsuit Against God for Violating Water Restrictions
In an unprecedented legal move, the City of Calgary has filed a lawsuit against God for violating outdoor water restrictions by making it rain.…
Local Microbreweries Innovate with Dehydrated Beer
In response to Calgary’s ongoing water crisis, local microbreweries Dandy and Toolshed have introduced a groundbreaking new product: dehydrated beer. This innovative approach aims…