In a bid to address Calgary’s ongoing water crisis, spare water bombers from Kelowna are being repurposed to drop much-needed water over the city. However, these heavily laden aircraft are too heavy for the runways at Calgary International Airport, necessitating an unusual mid-air drop.

A Rainy Gathering at Olympic Plaza

Residents are asked to gather in Olympic Plaza at 4 PM on Friday, the 21st, equipped with as many buckets, pots, and bottles as they can muster to collect the water as it falls from the heavens. This unique and somewhat chaotic event promises to be both a challenge and a community effort.

Safety Concerns

Given the expected force of the water, residents are urged to leave smaller family members at home, especially smaller children who could be swept away by the deluge and into the city’s storm sewers. “We don’t want to be unplugging the sewers with your lost children,” warned a city wastewater planner, in a statement that was both direct and insensitive.

Community Response

The announcement has sparked a mix of excitement and concern. “It’s a crazy idea, but I’m all for it if it means we get some water,” said local resident, H2O Seeker. “I’ll be there with my biggest pots and pans.”

Others are more skeptical. “This seems like a disaster waiting to happen,” remarked Safety First. “I’ll stay home and hope for the best.”

Looking Forward

As Calgary continues to navigate its water crisis, the city is exploring all possible solutions, no matter how unconventional. The upcoming water drop at Olympic Plaza is a testament to the community’s resilience and willingness to come together in times of need.

Stay tuned for more updates on this innovative approach to water distribution and other efforts to address the crisis.