In an unprecedented move to address Calgary’s water crisis, major oil producers have begun unfracing their wells to extract water from the ground. Despite concerns about water quality, officials assure residents that the water is no worse than what has been seen in Flint, Michigan, and “it hasn’t hurt them any.”

An Unconventional Solution

Oil industry spokesperson, Petro Chemy, explained the process: “We’re reversing the fracing process to release trapped groundwater. Sure, the water is full of all sorts of petrochemicals and crap, but it’s still usable. Desperate times call for desperate measures.”

The water extracted through unfracing contains a mix of petrochemicals, but producers argue that it’s a viable solution given the current circumstances. Signs at well sites humorously read, “Unfracing for Water – Petrochemicals Included!” and “No Worse Than Flint, Michigan.”

Community Concerns

The initiative has sparked concern among residents and environmentalists. “This water is contaminated with hazardous chemicals,” warned environmental activist, Flora Green. “It’s not safe for consumption or use. We’re trading one crisis for another.”

However, some residents are willing to accept the risks. “We need water, plain and simple,” said local farmer, Aqua Fields. “If this is the only way to get it, then so be it. We’ll find ways to deal with the contamination.”

Official Reassurances

City officials have attempted to reassure the public, claiming that the water will undergo treatment to remove the most harmful substances. “We’re working on filtration methods to make the water as safe as possible,” said water safety officer, H2 O’Purify. “It may not be perfect, but it’s better than having no water at all.”

Despite these assurances, experts caution that even treated, the water may still pose health risks. “There’s only so much we can do to remove petrochemicals from the water,” admitted O’Purify. “But it’s a start, and we’re committed to finding long-term solutions.”

A Risky Gamble

As Calgary’s water crisis continues, the decision to unfrac wells highlights the extreme measures being considered to secure water for the city. While the quality of the water remains a contentious issue, the pressing need for a reliable supply has driven officials and industry leaders to take drastic steps.

For now, residents are urged to be cautious and stay informed about the quality of the water being supplied. As the situation develops, the city remains hopeful that more sustainable and safer solutions will emerge.

In the meantime, Calgary’s efforts to address the water shortage reflect the city’s resilience and willingness to explore all options, no matter how unconventional.