Calgary Plans to Harvest Ice from Passing Comets
In a daring and unconventional move to address the water crisis, Calgary city officials have announced a plan to harvest ice from passing comets…
Day: June 14, 2024
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Sportsball
Calgary Melting Ice Rinks for Salvage Water: Oilers to Play on Roller Skates
As Calgary continues to grapple with a severe water crisis, city officials have taken an unprecedented step by melting down ice rinks to salvage…
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Water Conservation
Daycares and Orphanages to Stop Providing Liquids to Kids
In a controversial new policy aimed at extreme water conservation, Calgary’s daycares and orphanages have announced that they will no longer provide liquids to…
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Water Conservation
City Morgue to Dehydrate Corpses to Provide Water for Downtown Restaurants
In a move that is both shocking and innovative, the City of Calgary has announced that the city morgue will begin dehydrating corpses to…