In a bizarre twist of events, repair efforts in Calgary have been significantly delayed due to the unexpected interference of excessively aggressive micro badgers. These tiny yet tenacious creatures have been wreaking havoc at repair sites, making it nearly impossible for workers to make progress.

City officials were caught off guard by the emergence of these miniature menaces. “We’ve never seen anything like it,” said construction manager, Doug Hole. “These micro badgers are relentless. They’re small, but they pack a punch. Our crews are doing their best, but it’s like trying to fix a leak in a bucket while being attacked by a swarm of bees.”

The micro badgers, which are no larger than a guinea pig, have been seen digging up freshly laid pipes, chewing through cables, and generally causing chaos wherever they go. Their aggressive behavior has led to numerous delays, with repair crews spending more time fending off the furry foes than actually making repairs.

Local wildlife expert, Dr. Badgerly Wilde, weighed in on the phenomenon. “Micro badgers are known for their tenacity and territorial nature. It’s unusual to see them in urban areas, but it seems they’ve found something they like here in Calgary.”

City officials are currently exploring humane ways to relocate the micro badgers to a more suitable habitat. In the meantime, residents are advised to be patient and understanding as repair crews navigate this unexpected challenge.

As the city grapples with this unique problem, one thing is clear – Calgary’s water crisis has brought out some truly wild solutions and even wilder obstacles. Stay tuned for more updates on the micro badger menace and the ongoing repair efforts.